Thursday, June 4, 2009

Boring?! Here's some jokes.

Here are some "cool" jokes.
"----" refers to @#!%^*$


1.W h a t h a p p e n e d t o t h e w o o d e n c a r w i t h w o o d e n e n g i n e & w o o d e n w h e e l s ?

I t wo o d e n g o.

2.What do you call an expensive car with a cheap name?

A poor-sche.

3.What question you should never answer YES to?

Are you asleep?

4.Three tourism were driving down the highway trying to get to get to Disneyland.They saw a sign that read

'Disneyland Left' So they went home.

5.What is the biggest rope?

Europe.

6.What word is always spelled incorecrectly?

Incorrectly.

Monday, June 1, 2009